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What does it mean that Uranus is moving into Taurus?

Ah another day and another stupid newspaper headline.

Earlier on I browsing through a newspaper website I stumbled upon this gem of a headline.

For the first time since 1942, Uranus, the planet of change, is moving into Taurus, triggering a period of worldwide upheaval. Here, a top astrologer reveals what tomorrow’s cosmic curveball means for YOU

 

I am going to save you all a lot of time and tell you the answer right now.

What does it mean that Uranus is moving into Taurus?

Absolutely nothing.

It’s not a cosmic curveball. It’s not going to trigger a period of worldwide upheaval. Other events might sure, but not Uranus moving into Taurus.

Astrology is a con. It is nonsense.

What such a thing is doing in a national newspaper of what is supposed to be an enlightened country is beyond me.

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Coca-Cola have designed selfie bottles because of course they have

Coca-Cola have invented a special bottle that takes a selfie when you take a drink because what the world is in desperate need of is more ways to take a bloody selfie.

It’s only being used at some brand festival event in Israel at the moment but you know that if it proves a hit or if there is high enough demand for it they’ll release it worldwide.  The thing that saddens me most is that I can imagine it being a hit and people around the world wanting one.

There’s no talk in the article (which is linked at the bottom of this page) about how much a bottle will cost which is bound to be more than a regular bottle of coca-cola since it has a camera.

Oh and for you selfie perfectionists out there be warned, once you the bottle is tilted to a 70-degree angle a picture is automatically taken and uploaded to Coca-Cola’s social media sites which means no deleting and taking a thousand pictures until you find the “perfect” one you desperately crave.

This is all because Coca-Cola want to get in on the selfie craze and because they think there is a gap in the market for novelty drinks. Who the hell wants a novelty drink? I drink because I am thirsty, not as a novelty. That’s not to say that I don’t enjoy new and interesting flavours and mixes because I do but this selfie bottle is not that.

Go check out the story for yourself and let me know in the comments below if this is the sort thing you’d be interested in. I promise not to judge you too harshly for it.

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[Weird News] Write a letter to God and get a free doughnut

You read that title correct, write a letter to God and you get a free doughnut because who doesn’t love doughnuts, especially free ones? Continue reading [Weird News] Write a letter to God and get a free doughnut

[Weird news] Russian man chops off his friend’s penis after losing a penis-measuring competition

OK calling it weird news might not cover this one but wow, what a headline! A Russian man has been arrested after he chopped off his friend’s penis with an axe after losing a penis-measuring competition. Continue reading [Weird news] Russian man chops off his friend’s penis after losing a penis-measuring competition