What does it mean that Uranus is moving into Taurus?

Ah another day and another stupid newspaper headline.

Earlier on I browsing through a newspaper website I stumbled upon this gem of a headline.

For the first time since 1942, Uranus, the planet of change, is moving into Taurus, triggering a period of worldwide upheaval. Here, a top astrologer reveals what tomorrow’s cosmic curveball means for YOU

 

I am going to save you all a lot of time and tell you the answer right now.

What does it mean that Uranus is moving into Taurus?

Absolutely nothing.

It’s not a cosmic curveball. It’s not going to trigger a period of worldwide upheaval. Other events might sure, but not Uranus moving into Taurus.

Astrology is a con. It is nonsense.

What such a thing is doing in a national newspaper of what is supposed to be an enlightened country is beyond me.