Christmas Special 2017 Writing Prompt #9 is called ‘Letter to Santa‘ and it asks you to write a letter to Santa telling him what you want for Christmas?
I thought fat boy was a creepy perv always watching and judging?
He knows when you are awake and when you are sleeping, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, isn’t that how the song goes? Surely if he knows that, which is very very creepy and I have never felt comfortable with this relationship nor do I remember ever giving him permission to do so, then he should know what I want for Christmas. Or does he not pay attention to such details when spying on us? Does that not get his jollies off?
OK Santa I’ll make this easy, for Christmas this year from you I want a bit of Goddamn privacy. Stop spying on me.
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