Joke of the day

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Mummy, why is my name Rose?” The mummy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”

The next calf comes up and asks, “Mummy, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”

The third baby comes up and asks, “Mummy, why is my name Daisy?” The mummy cow again replied ” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The mother cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”

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