An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come across a dead camel.
“Well,” said the Englishman. “I support Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.”
“I support Hearts club,” said the Scotsman. “I’ll eat the heart.”
“I support the Arsenal,” said the Irishman. “But I seem to have lost my appetite.”