Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, “Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?” Continue reading Joke of the day
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. Continue reading Joke of the day
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. “That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: Continue reading Joke of the day
Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1… Continue reading Joke of the day
Welcome to around the world with your lovable and witty host, me, Dave. This is the place where I tell you all about the places around the world I hope to one day visit.
Our stop this week takes us to Bavaria, Germany and the place that served as the inspiration for Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle.
Any guesses for where we are going this week? Continue reading Around the world with Dave – Stop 11
What did the sea say to the sand? Continue reading Joke of the day
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother… Continue reading Joke of the day
If a lawyer and a taxman were both drowning, and you could only save one of them… Continue reading Joke of the day