Joke of the day

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'” and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.” “Great!” said the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.

“OH, COME ON!,” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”

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3 thoughts on “Joke of the day”

  1. The writing annoyed me, so I cleaned it up before forwarding it to a friend:

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple die in a car accident and find themselves standing outside the Pearly Gates before St. Peter. They ask him if they could get married in Heaven.

    St. Peter says, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.’”

    The couple wait there for a long time and begin to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could they get a divorce in heaven, too? St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

    “Yes,” he informs the couple tiredly, “You can get married in Heaven.”

    “Great!” they say, “But we were wondering, if things don’t work out, could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground and shouts, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”

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