I have looked back at the UK number 1’s in the month of January and have picked some of my favourites. Continue reading 12 Days of January: Day 8- UK Number 1’s in January
Day 7 of 12 days of January and today I will be telling you what I have been enjoying this month. Continue reading 12 Days of January: Day 7- January favourites
A statistician is someone who tells you, when you’ve got your head in the fridge and your feet in the oven, that you’re – on average – very comfortable.
Today’s daily prompt is called The Eighth Sin and it asks;
Remember the seven cardinal sins? You’re given the serious task of adding a new one to the list — another trait or behavior you find particularly unacceptable, for whatever reason. What’s sin #8 for you? Why?
During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. Continue reading Joke of the day
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.
“I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear.”
“‘What about the other ear and your hand?” the doctor asked. Continue reading Joke of the day