Joke of the day

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “what are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early” replied the defendant.

“That’s no offence” said the judge.

“It is if you do it before the shop opened” countered the defendant.

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