Daily Prompt: I Can’t Stay Mad at You

Today’s daily prompt is called I Can’t Stay Mad at You and it asks;

Do you hold grudges or do you believe in forgive and forget?

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Joke of the day

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.”

From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!”

“Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.”

“You tightwad!” blurts the spectator.

“Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.”

“You cheap son of a… ” the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, ” I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?” Continue reading Joke of the day