Daily Prompt: Literate for a Day

Today’s daily prompt is called Literate for a Day and it asks;

Someone or something you can’t communicate with through writing (a baby, a pet, an object) can understand every single word you write today, for one day only. What do you tell them? Continue reading Daily Prompt: Literate for a Day

Joke of the day

A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.

His wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” Continue reading Joke of the day