Joke of the day

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains £8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains £12.00 a pound, Nurses brains £30.00 a pound, truck driver £40.00 a pound and lawyers brains £90.00 a pound.’

So he asks the man behind the cash register, “how come his brains are only worth £8.00 and a lawyer’s worth £90.00?” Continue reading Joke of the day