Joke of the day

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, “Yes, would you like to buy some?”

The woman says, “No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys a box?”

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5 thoughts on “Joke of the day”

  1. That reminds me of a joke that I learned in boarding school, they always had the best jokes…

    A man goes into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. He’s walking down the street and suddenly trips, and the condoms spill out onto the pavement. He quickly starts gathering them up, but a little old lady sees them.

    She asks him curiously ‘What are they?’

    The man is embarrassed and doesn’t want to give her the true answer, so he thinnks quickly and replies ‘They’re for covering your cigarettes in the shower’.

    ‘Oh!’ The old lady says. “I could certainly use some of them. Where do you get them?’

    ‘At the chemist’s’ said the man.

    The old lady continues one her way and goes into the chemist’s shop. She says to the assistant ‘May I have a packet of condoms please?’

    The assistant replies ‘Certainly, what size would you like?’

    The old lady replies, ‘Oh, big enough to fit a Camel’

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