Today’s daily prompt is called Imaginary Friend and it asks;
Many of us had imaginary friends as young children. If your imaginary friend grew up alongside you, what would his/her/its life be like today? (Didn’t have one? write about a non-imaginary friend you haven’t seen since childhood.)
In all probability it’ll be better than mine which is really fucking depressing. Imaginary bastard doesn’t have to worry about taxes or government incompetence.