Daily Prompt: In Retrospect

Todays daily prompt is called In Retrospect and it asks;

Yesterday you invented a new astrological sign. Today, write your own horoscope — for the past month (in other words, as if you’d written it October 1st).

Ha. No. Just no. I didn’t create a new astrological sign yesterday because they are bullshit and I knew something like this was coming.

But just for a laugh here we go.

Some made up nonsense, the sky cat lets say, is at its peak at the moment which has a negative affect on all those born under boddleshine. While the sky cat is at its peak you will feel very drained, finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning, and you shouldn’t. The best place for you at the moment is your bed, it provides the best defense against the sky cat and will ensure you don’t get into any trouble saying something stupid because all those born under boddleshine have a tendency to speak without thinking. Stay in bed and avoid contact with other humans until the sky cat is no longer at its peak.

There you go boddleshines. Some helpful advice.

Next!

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