Daily Prompt: Secret Admirers – Yeah, no, not going to happen

Secret Admirers is the name of the daily prompt today and it asks,

You return home to discover a huge flower bouquet waiting for you, no card attached. Who is it from — and why did they send it to you?

I don’t bloody know, there is no card. Surely the point of leaving a flower bouquet without a card is so that the person you sent it too doesn’t know who sent it. Otherwise they would a card with their bloody name. It’s not rocket science.

Nothing like this has ever happened to me in my life ever so I have nothing to draw upon here. It would be really really nice to think I have a secret admirer out there somewhere, but sadly this is not the case, the universe does not like me that much,

If it did happen it could always be from an enemy with a plot to give me hay fever or make me ill. They might think, wrongly I might add before any of you get any ideas, that I am allergic to flowers or that I suffer from hay fever, so in a bid to ruin my day and annoy me they will send me flowers that I think will from secret love interest that doesn’t exist, because again I stress the universe doesn’t like me, and take into my house where they can work their evil magic.

I’m not going to fool for it. I’m on to you.

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